pointlessness

No word of a lie, I am sitting here with a javelin through my head. I won’t go into the details of how is got there as it’s both a bit boring and somewhat embarrassing, save to say it involved a trampoline and a chainsaw. Apparently, on entry it just missed my Hippocampus, but on exit took part of my ear off. Really hurt. Any road up, the world’s media are all here, and it a bit of a scrum. I’ve tried to make a run for it twice but haven’t been able to make it through the door. The doctors tell me I should make a full recovery and be up and about tomorrow. That’s a blessed relief, I can tell you.

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