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Oct 28 2008

Blimey O’Reilly, I’m cold.

Published by gfirmin at 11:45 am under Uncategorized Edit This

I mean really, really cold. Not just a little cold, not averagely cold, but very, very cold. My ears are cold, my nose is cold, and my feet are cold, even though my feet are in socks and slippers, and tucked under the dog. Mind you, the dog’s dead, so he’s very cold too. My eyes and my teeth, they’re cold, my hair is cold, my epiglottis is cold, the hair on my back is cold as well as the hair in my palms. And you know that little flap of skin that connects the tongue to the base of the mouth, well, that’s not so cold.

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